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"Do you wish you could get back to the
basics? Unwind, return, delete those virus-filled porn downloads, and fix your computer? Well, now you can by
downloading this free icon pack! Click here! Click here!"
Those ads about
downloading the "back" icon pack sounded so convincing. I listened to every word, but it eventually proved worthless. Sitting in my armchair, I thought to myself about how foolish I was,
downloading a fake icon pack promising to get rid of computer viruses, while dealing with milder consequences; a pending divorce and a bad download of "Squirt Me Not 3". I have to be honest though; I saw it once in a special
movie theatre, and it was better than the other ones, especially that part where…nevermind, let me just get back to what happened. After I had
downloaded this free icon, it ultimately granted me what I always wanted, a divorce, even though she left because she found that porn on my desktop. But it left me with something unwanted, a computer virus from the porn I downloaded. If only I could rewind time, making sure I download from the right porn websites in the first place so that I don't have to be suckered in by fake "virus-removal"
icon packs.
Disclaimer: don't be an idiot, this
icon pack won’t help you get rid of viruses or your dirty habits for that matter. Beware!